I have been told that this is the only way to properly wash and load the dishes into the dishwasher. Apparently it also doesn't give you dish pan hands. My guess is because you are not actually touching a dish during this process. Hmmm.
For those of you with toddlers this may be a helpful tip. Bathe said toddler in a nice warm bath and get fresh new PJ's on him/her. Turn your back for one moment, and after toddler disappears, go to look for her. You will maybe find this....
Apparently going into the back yard, pouring the dogs water bowl into the planter, and then rolling around in said planter, is a proper bedtime activity.
Who could have known?
My third and final tip for the day is this...
To have a truly relaxing Saturday afternoon invite your sons entire baseball team and their families over for a BBQ and pool party.
By my last count we are at over 50 people, half of whom are 9 and under.
I am off now to grocery shop and look for a good over the counter sedative.
Pray for me people.