Me: Did you eat something at the ball field tonight that didn't agree with you.
Son: I don't know.
Me: What did you eat?
Son: 4 hot dogs, chili cheese nachos, some gummy worms and a bag of peanuts.
Me: Where did you get the money for all of that?
Son: People just kept giving me food. You know mom we know a lot of people.
Me: Well, you could have said no thank you. You didn't have to keep eating until you felt like you would explode.
Son: MOM, that would have be rude!