Grandma: You mean the walnuts?
Grandpa: You put Walnuts in the Cranberry salad?
Grandma: Yes, dear, for 30 years now.
Grandpa: Hmm, I guess I never noticed because I always had my teeth in before.
Yes, for some reason, Grandpa didn't put his teeth in yesterday. Which made him talk kind of funny.
Our youngest son asked me if Grandpa was drunk.
No, I told him, he just isn't wearing his teeth.
Really? Cool! he responded.
Any funny stories come from your dinner table last night?