Son: Can we please go to Jack in the Box for dinner? I am starving.
Me: No, sorry. I made chicken.
Son: Please mom, I am really hungry and Jack in the Box sounds sooo good.
Me: No, sorry. We really need to make sure we aren't eating fast food more than once a week. I am really struggling with my weight right now and want us to eat more healthy on a daily basis.
Son: What do you mean?
Me: I really need to lose some weight. I want to make sure I am healthy so I will be sure and live a long time to see all of the wonderful grandchildren you are going to give me.
Son: Oh, please. You look fine. Anyways, who cares how you look? You are already married so its not like you really need to look nice anymore for anyone.
Me: Blank stare.